Drinking T Shirt

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading Shirt

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on Shirt

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation Shirt

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon Shirt

I work until beer o'clock Shirt

How do you look when I'm sober Shirt

Work is the curse of the drinking classes Shirt

There are more old drunkards than old physicians Shirt

One martini is just right, two is too many, three is not enough Shirt

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people Shirt

I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass Shirt

Good people drink good beer Shirt

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable Shirt

Champagne is one of the elegant extras in life Shirt

Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are Shirt

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Shirt

Next to music, beer was best Shirt

If you drink, don't drive T Shirt

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved Shirt

I drink to make other people more interesting Shirt